Las Vegas 342
Hop in, pard
Where you going?
Vegas!
Come on. This is your lucky day
You can sit a little closer if you want
Bad idea
Chill,okay? l am chilled
l am glad you will be such good company
l don't like Garth Brooks
Me, neither
l don't know anyone who does
You keeping that open the whole trip?
You got a name?
Look, l'll just pull over and you can get out
l drove all the way from Kansas
l ain't in the mood to get pig-stuck for doing someone a favor!
Okay? So l will just pull over
All right?
So.. have you got a name?
l'm Jeff
Nomi
What kind of name is that?
My mom was ltalian
ltalian, huh?
You a Mafia girl? That's why you got your blade?
Why you going to Vegas? Going to win?
l'm going to dance
You going to be one of them private escort dancers?
l'm sorry. l'm sorry
KBlD. You never go to sleep in Vegas
There she is
You been here before?
Sure My uncle is a host at the Riviera
Do you gamble?
Got to gamble if you want to win
l'm going to win
Then use that Mafia money in your suitcase
Leave your stuff in the car
l'll talk to my uncle. See if he can get you a job
Ain't anyone ever been nice to you?
Want to play a slot machine?
Here's ten bucks lf you win, we split it up
No holding out on me either l'll go see my uncle
l'll meet you back here
Holy shit!
Look at you! You want to try some silver dollars?
Lose all your money, honey? Want to make some more?
lt won't take you any longer than fifteen minutes
Sooner or later, you'll have to sell it!
Fuck!
Shit!
Fuck! The fucker left!
What are you doing? That's my car!
l want my suitcase!
Get off my car!
Leave me alone!
So, what was in your suitcase?
Nothing. Just my stuff Everything l had
Fuck! l just got here!
Welcome to Vegas
You know anyone here?
Got any family you can call?
l don't have any family
Where are you from?
Back east. Where back east?
Different places!
Look
You can stay with me if you need a place to crash
lt's not much
Until you get a job
Are you hitting on me?
You're not a hooker?
6 Weeks Later
Andrew Carver, another smash ''Walk lnto The Wind''
Check it out!
They're great
Neat, huh?
They are neat You want to come with me?
We have this new lead She's realy good
l have to go to work
Jerk, you don't have to be at work for 3 hours
What will you do, watch TV and eat chips?
Where are the chips?
Did you eat them?
Yes, you did. You did! l didn't
You did, you did! Stop!
Come on, Nomi You can show off your nails
They'll all be jealous
You think?
What can l wear?
Wear the dress l made last week
The fringe?
l'll put my hair up!
We don't have time for that
l'll hurry. l promise!
Okay, you guys, let's go! We got two minutes!
Robes off!
Ladies, how we doing? Annie, you're naked
Fuck you. Molly!
What happened? lt ripped
lt's almost done
Molly, they'll see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this G-string
l'll be right there, Annie
She wants to smile here snatch Bet she cut the string herself
You're terrible, Julie. Okay, done
What's that smell?
The monkey act He feeds them garlic
lt stinks
You want me onstage without a G?
l'm fixing it, Annie! Give me a minute! Jesus!
Who'd want to see her snatch?
l sure wouldn't
We know that Nomi!
Come on!
Line up! You got four counts of eight. Let's go!
Just set them over there
Move it!
Molly, my G!
Don't you wish she'd fall down the stairs?
Go watch the showroom
Can l go up there?
You got two counts of eight! What are you doing? Let's go! Move your ass!
Ladies and gentlemen
the Stardust proudly presents Miss Cristal Connors!
We could have brought anyone into this show
LaToya, Suzanne, you name it
We wanted Cristal
Cristal Connors defines what Las Vegas is all about
She's dazzling, exciting and she's very, very sexy
Are you glad to be back?
How do you feel about the show?
lt's the best show l've ever been in l hope l can do it justice
You did, and you will We're thrilled to have you here
l'm thrilled to be here
You, too
Can we have one of you handing Cristal the flowers?
Zack?
Zack! You do it
That's Zack Carey, the entertainment director
He's so smooth
Your bouquet, Miss Connors
Can l keep them?
Okay, that's it! Thank you very much for coming. Thanks
This way, Cristal
They could have gotten me roses
She's great, isn't she?
She doesn't suck
Molly! Cristal needs you
Come with me
You can be my assistant. Come on
Yes, Miss Connors?
Cristal, please. And you are? l'm sorry
Molly Abrams
This top is too tight My breasts are getting crushed
l can loosen it for you
To here, maybe. No, a little less
l want my nipples to press, not look like they're levitating
Thanks, darling
You were really great tonight, Miss... Cristal
Thanks, darling
Andrew Carver sent you these?
lf that's what the card says
l just love him
This is my friend Nomi. She's a dancer. ls she now?
Yes, and she's really good
Where do you dance, darling?
At the Cheetah
l don't know how good you are, or what it is you're good at...
but if it's at the Cheetah, it's no dancing, l know that
You don't know shit!
l'm sorry, Miss Connors
''Cristal''
l told you
Cristal
Your friend has nice nails
She does them herself
Maybe she can do mine sometime
l work here, okay?
l need my paycheck l don't want her pissed at me
l'm sorry!
Jesus, Nomi
l'll drive you to work, okay?
l'm not going
They'll fire you
l don't care
Yes, you do. No, l don't
Let's go
Where?
You know where
She can dance, can't she?
She thinks she can
l'm gonna go dance with her
You can't do that. You're working! T.C. will have your ass!
T.C.'s at the Riviera, playing craps
Want to dance? l am dancing!
You want to dance with me? Are you good?
Yeah, l'm good
l'm going to get a drink
You can dance l don't lie
You can't
Then what am l doing?
Teasing my dick
You got potential. l could teach you
l'm not teasing it now, am l?
Watch it!
Be cool
You be cool, buddy!
Nomi!
Hey, you! Hold her!
What are you doing?
She started it! Fuck you!
Party's over
Malone
You're out of here
Your release papers
Yo, what's up?
l bailed you out! Don't that get me a cup of coffee?
All l said was l'd teach you to dance
l don't need to be taught that
Because you're a bad-ass, saying, ''Back off, motherfucker''
You got that down
Back off, motherfucker!
Know what? My head hurts, my dick hurts...
and you got me fired from my job!
Shit happens
''Shit happens.'' That's what l get? Fucking wisdom?
That's it?! Yeah, you get wisdom
You're not just a pain in my head and my dick, you're a pain in my ass
Life sucks, you know?
''Life sucks.'' ''Shit happens'' Where you get this, off T-shirts?
All l want is a cup of coffee Yeah?
You got a quarter?
Buy yourself a cup
Al is pissed! He says if you miss another night...
How did you get out? He bailed me out
Why?
l kicked him in the nuts
He liked it? He must have
Nomi...
Nomi, do my boobs look bigger to you?
Carmi thinks she's pregnant again
Girl, you missed your period again?
l don't know. l don't think so
lt's like a Japanese convention out there!
Hey, Mama!
Better get your ''little weenie'' jokes ready
This thing ain't working again. Come on!
Here we go. Come on
One more time. Try harder. Harder!
Let me try it
l want you to meet Hope
Cut it out. Hope, this is Tiffany...
Farrah, Heather, Henrietta...
My name isn't Hope My name is Penny
They want class They don't want to fuck a Penny
They want to fuck a Heather or a Tiffany
Or a Hope
This is a class joint
Henry!
Gentlemen, and you few ladies out there
what you've been waiting for Henrietta, the Queen of Bazooms!
Hey, Henrietta! Pull your dress up!
Honey, you couldn't handle me With all this fat...
you'd never even find the thing
l'd have to piss on you to give you a clue
You need more pink
Thanks, Heather
Have you ever done a lap dance before?
You talk them into it
Fifty bucks a pop, you do it in the back
Touch and go. They touch, they go
You can touch them They cannot touch you
That's good
lf they come, that's okay
lf they take it out and come all over you, call the bouncer
But if he gives you a big tip, then it's okay
Got that?
And you. Where the fuck were you last night?
l was having my period, Al
You didn't want blood everywhere...
did you?
l'm getting tired of your shit
lf you want to last longer than a week, you give me a blow job
First l get you used to the money, then l make you swallow
Was he serious?
Cheetah's TOPLESS LOUNGE
Here we are
Oh, baby...you missed a spot
The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell
l had a cherry once, And now it's shot to hell!
Get off the stage! Get off the stage!
Shut your hole, honey! Mine's making money!
Know what they call...
that useless piece of skin around a twat?
A woman!
That's all, folks!
Ladies and gentlemen...
the girl to tickle your pickle! Heather!
Phil, what did he say?
He says in America, everyone's a gynecologist
You like her?
l like you
l'll buy her for you
We got a bunch of big spenders Put your nightie on
Tell him to go fuck himself
l'll kick your ass out of here
Tell him. Do yourself a favor
Okay
l'll put my nightie on
Hey! Want a drink?
l'm Heather. Would you like a private dance with me?
Can l suck your tits?
You can't touch me, but l can touch you l'd like to touch you
l know where you can touch me
What's going on?
They want a private dance with her
So? Great. Get over there
My name is Heather. Would...
Hey, Nomi. l love...
your nails. We want you to have a private dance with us
We don't do that One at a time, no women
A hundred dollars
Sorry. That's the rule
Two hundred! You just do Zack and l'll watch
Five hundred
Done
l said done
Just sit over there and l'll change the music
What's this about? lt's about fun
You sit there...
and l'll sit here
What you doing here?
Nothing
You want it, you pay for it
Thank you
Five hundred
Wasn't that fun?
You're such a bitch
But you love me
Can you walk?
Good night, girls. Get some rest
Go out. Celebrate
Let's go to my place and smoke dope
You still got some of that Thai stuff?
l love thighs. l get off on them l like armpits, too
Want to come, Nomi? Not me
l'll come
You just got $500 off a lap dance
Al, just stop
You act like somebody died
Wait. Listen
Just listen
You have more natural dancing talent than anyone l've ever seen
l've seen a lot of dancers.
l studied in New York. Alvin Ailey
You burn when you dance
You said l couldn't
You have to learn to hold some in Dancing ain't fucking
ls that more Wisdom? l know that!
You don't. You dance like when you fucked that guy last night
What guy? With the chick
You went in back
l didn't fuck him You did
You fucked him and her. You followed me?
l didn't fuck anybody!
l saw you!
Everybody got AlDS and shit What is it you think you do?
You fuck them without fucking them lt ain't right
You got too much talent!
Get out of here!
Bitch, it's the truth!
You want me to go? l'm out of here!
l got an A!
Four more classes, they have to give me that degree
Great!
l haven't gotten laid in six months
My right hand's so tired, l can't thread a needle
Use the left
For threading a needle?
Wow. l like that
l can make that
Let's go to the fabric store
l want to buy it. l have the money
Why?
l don't know. l just do
l never had a dress like that
lt'll look great on me
Won't it?
What do you think?
Oh, my goodness
lt looks quite good on you
lt doesn't suck
l can't believe l bought it!
Come on. l'll buy you a burrito
l'll even buy you some...fajitas!
Fuck, l can't. l'm on early Al's on my back
Don't worry. l'll drive you
Oh, my God!
He's coming here!
Maybe you can meet him! What would l say?
Say, ''Andrew, l can't even thread a needle anymore''
Baby, mama's waiting for you! Come to me!
l must get tickets for the concert!
Come on, baby
Fuck off! Sorry
Remember me?
Phil Newkirk, Stardust Hotel
There's a spot open in the chorus line
We're auditioning tomorrow You should try out
Me? Yeah, you
You're asking me?
When l saw you dance, l thought, Yes!''
She sent you
Nobody sent me
Be there at ten
l want to see your ass
Oh, show me a home, where the buffalo roam
And l'll show you a home
Full of shit!
Thank you
Molly!
What is it?
l got an audition!
Hey, Pollyanna!
What did you call me? You look like Pollyanna
Okay, ladies!
l'm Tony Moss. l produce this show
Some of you may have heard l'm a prick
l am a prick
l have one interest, and that's the show
l don't care if you live or die
l want to see you dance and l want to see you smile
l can't use you if you can't smile, if you can't show, if you can't sell
Let me take a look at you
Spread out
Jesus Christ, Marty, take a look at these tits
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What are these, watermelons?
This a stage, not a patch. See ya
l've seen you before
l auditioned for you in January You told me to get my nose fixed
Nose looks good. Thanks, Mr. Moss
Nice smile Thanks, Mr. Moss
You know what, though? Your ears stick out
Come back after they're fixed
See ya
Can you spell MGM backwards?
M-G-M l'm impressed
Come back when you've fucked this baby fat off
l hope you got some wigs, tennis ball
What classes have you had?
lce skating classes, ballet classes...
jazz classes, jazz technique classes
This show is called Goddess'''', not ''Classes.''
See ya
What kind of classes have you had?
None
So what are you doing here?
Watching you be a prick
You ain't seen nothing yet
Gay! Show them the routine
Everyone back up, find some space! Start with your right leg, slap it
One, two, three, four!
Go! Five, six, seven-hit it!
Slam it!
Kick it!
And up! Stay down!
Relax, you can take a break
Tennis ball, dark hair in the back
Hello, doll
How's it going? Good
Okay...
l want you to stay
And you
You, too
Good-bye, ladies. You wasted my time and yours! Line up!
Show me your tits
l got a topless show! Let me see your tits!
Very nice
Very nice, ladies
Gay! Start the other music! Change the lights!
Cue ''Angel''
Jack, bring up the side spots!
l want to see some attitude!
l said attitude! Come on, ladies! Sell!
Sell your bodies!
Cut it!
Try yoga, babe, or hanging from the ceiling. See ya
Marty, ice
Something wrong with your nipples?
They're not sticking up. Stick them up
Play with them a little bit
Pinch them You want me to do it for you, l'll do it
l'm erect
Why aren't you erect?
Here. Put ice on them
l called that right
See ya, Pollyanna!
That's it for today! Thank you
You got me the audition, didn't you?
Why?
Maybe l like the way you dance
Maybe l like you
What difference does it make?
Did you enjoy that out there?
Yeah, darling, l think l did
l hate you
l know
Wipe your nose
The orthodontist convention is over there!
Realtors come in 20 minutes!
What are you doing here?
l just had an audition
You want to be a showgirl?
Smith, what is this?! Move those bags!
Didn't go too good, huh?
l'm glad
Just don't, okay? l'm not in the mood!
Smith, l'm talking to you!
You don't want to be in this kind of show
At least what you do is honest
They want tits and ass, that's what you give
Here, they pretend they want something else, you still show tits and ass
You want to work her, work her on your own time
l'm talking to her
l said l'm talking to her l'm not working her
You're interrupting me and that's rude Get the fuck out of here!
Asshole
You're fired!
Take this!
Now look what you did. You got me fired again
You're a real bad-ass. You got no shame
Look what a beautiful day it is. The sun is shining, money's flowing
l'm going to cheer you up. l'll get you the best meal in town
You like that burger!
Where are you from?
Different Places
You like talking about you, huh?
Where are we? My place
Why?
l want to show you something
Best suite in town l had to beg and plead to get it
This what you wanted me to see?
What? This nice, big bed here?
l wrote this number. lt's about you
You know nothing about me
l know you're a private dancer
l only need three other girls
We can put it on at the Crave Club
l'll show you
Stand right here. Watch me
Wait a minute, slow down! Like this?
Follow me. l know you can
l have my period
Yeah, right
Check
See?
lt's okay, l got towels
You can fuck me when you love me
Then l do love you!
Yeah, right
You don't fool me. l see you
What do you see?
l see you hiding
From what?
From you
You got into some bad shit somewhere
Thanks for the hamburger!
Tony Moss called. He said to call him right away. Here's the number
Call him! Oh, Jesus. l'll call him
Tony Moss, please. lt's Nomi Malone
l got it
She's the yellow rose of Texas, she charges 50 bucks
She's the richest girl in Texas, and all she does is fucks!
You're late. l'm gone. l got another job
Where? You going to another club?
You getting a better cut? l'll match it
l'm in ''Goddess'', at the Stardust
What's so fucking funny?
She's going down to the Stardust! She's in the show
Well, good for her!
She'll be back
No, l won't. l'll never come back!
You're a stripper. Don't you get it?
l'm a dancer!
lf you're a dancer, Henry here's the Virgin Mary!
l got bigger tits than the Virgin Mary, and a bigger mouth, too!
Damn it. You're the only one who gets my tits popping right
See ya, Al!
l'm not hiring you back, hear me?
Not even if you give me a fucking blow job!
James!
Come on!
l got it!
l'm in the show! ln ''Goddess''
What about the number l wrote?
l thought we were working on something
James?
She's in your number?
l'll be right there!
She can't dance
But you'll teach her, right?
She's got talent, right?
You and me, we ain't got no ties
Dancing ain't fucking. Right?
Yeah...that's right
See ya
Who was that?
Someone who wanted to be in the number
You're not giving her my part, are you?
Nah, baby. She can't dance
l wrote that number for you, you know that
Excuse me
Can l help you?
l'm here to see Mr. Moss Nomi Malone
Okay. Go on in
One day she looks like Pollyanna
the next she looks like l don't know, Lolita
Nice dress
Thanks. l bought it at Ver-sayce
ln the Forum?
Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. l love Ver-sayce
Me, too
Okay, you know Marty
Gay is our line captain
lf you let me down, l'll lose reputation for being an all-knowing prick
l worked very hard for that reputation, so don't do it.
Deal?
Deal
Gay will show you around
Let's go
Nomi? We'll do a run-through this afternoon
Good luck
They tell you that here just before taking your money
You must maintain your weight Eat brown rice and vegetables
And stay indoors Tan lines aren't allowed
Make-up and costumes are your responsibility. Don't take them home
And don't ever, ever go out onstage crying
You do eat brown rice and vegetables, don't you?
Good
This is your table
lf you're smart, and l was smart...
you'll figure out a job and man for later on
How'd you find your guy?
l chipped my tooth on a Quaalude He was my dentist
You'll run this monster 6 times a night
Hold onto the railing. l'll take you to personnel
They want some information
What kind of information?
Date of birth
1973/7/3
Place of birth
New York
New York, New York?
Nearest family members
l don't have family
Deceased?
Yes
Have you ever been arrested? Charged with a criminal offense?
No
Social Security number
l don't know Let me check on that for you, okay?
You got it! Nice going!
That's great. Zack, this is Nomi Malone
l remember her. Hi
l bet you do
She's pretty memorable. l'm glad you're part of the team. Nice dress
lt's a Ver-sayce
lt's Versace
lt's Versace. lt's pronounced Ver-sa-chee
You have a great taste. You look beautiful
Girls!
This is Nomi!
Nicky, Julie, Deena and you know Gay
They'll run through it. You watch
Did you eat?
Jack! What do you want?
Burger, fries and soda
Get her some brown rice, vegetables and an Evian
No, Nomi, come take a look at this
Here we go! Five, six, seven, eight!
You try it now. Ready?
Go! Five, six, seven, hit it!
Kick it! Work it!
Hold it! Nomi, what kind of turn was that?
Do a pique turn. Come on
That's it. Okay, music!
Go! Hah! Go!
Higher
Not that high
Stay in sync!
One, two, three, one!
Thrust it! Thrust it!
Thrust it! Come on!
Okay! That's enough. Thank you, ladies
Good job
Work on her turns. l'm worried about her balance
How long before l can do the show?
You start tonight
Tonight? You'll be fine
How did she do?
She's no butterfly
She's all pelvic thrust. She prowls. She's got it
l wonder how she got it?
She didn't learn it
She learned it, but it's not taught in any class
You need more orange. Let me do it
How do you feel?
Don't ask. Don't ask!
Who took my make-up?
Monkey alert! Monkey alert!
Damn it, Hector! l told you!
They get the heat! They make babies!
Babies?
Oh, get it out
Watch it
Go! Go! Grab her!
Hey! l got one!
The rest are upstairs
Julie, you slut, don't touch my make-up!
l'm a slut? You fucked that pizza place kid!
You fucked the meter reader!
Bitch! You're fucking dead!
Jesus, Annie, get off her!
Julie! Calm down! Stop it!
Now settle down! lt's done!
Showtime
Move! You got four counts of eight!
Nomi, wait. Your wig
You're fine. Let's move up, you guys!
There's shit on the stage
They always shit. lt's that garlic
Where? Top left
Upstage left, monkey shit. Let's go!
Want some blow?
Last chance for ice
Let's go!
Go, go, go, go!
l love you
Come on, you guys, keep it moving! Run, Nomi!
Nomi, wait!
Two beats. One, two...go!
Shit
Ladies and gentlemen, the Stardust presents Miss Cristal Connors
You got two mins. Put on your red wig l'll get your costume
Good luck. Love, Zack Carey
Nomi. Slip this on
Did l do okay? You did fine
Your leg extension needs work. Someone will work with you. Be here at noon
Put this on. You're done
l didn't fall. You nearly fell
Hey, yo!
Can l talk to you a minute?
Come on, please?
Talk
Alone?
l'll get the car. Be right there
Who sent you the flowers?
None of your business
Okay. l just wanted to say...
You and me ain't got no ties
l have a problem with pussy
l always have, and l always will